Let me begin by saying that I have no problems whatsoever with Chinese people in general. I enjoy their food, culture, bootlegged movies, lead based toys, and the long running joke of a little album called “Chinese Democracy” as much as the next person. However, their government is really starting to piss me off….
I am going to assume that everyone is well aware of the seemingly endless instances of human rights violations in China. Whether it be child labor, sweat shops, or the torturing and murder of anyone who doesn’t “tow the line” of the Chinese government, the horrific stories have been told many times already.
That being said, a few days back, the Chinese government sentenced a man named Yang Chunlin to five years in a state run prison. His charge? “Subverting the Power Of The State.” Yang spent the last few weeks getting over 10,000 of his brave countrymen to sign an open letter titled, “We Want Human Rights In China, Not The Olympics.”
Yep, no violence or open protests, just a group of words on a page. Now, I understand that we are talking about a country that has blocked YouTube, put HEAVY filters on Google, and just this morning, cut away to a pre-taped scene so that Chinese citizens could not see the protests at the torch lighting ceremony in Olympia (Greece, not Washington).
An optimist would look at this as a “pen is mightier than the sword” moment…I, however, am not that optimist.
Moving away from the Olympics for a moment, I am sure you have been aware of the happy, friendly discussions that have been taking place on the streets of Lhasa (that’s the capital of Tibet for those of you who forgot). China, who doesn’t play well with people who disagree with them, did their best (and failed) to spin the recent protests in their favor. Blaming the exiled (since 1959) Dali Llama for the violence, the clashes between Tibetan-independence protesters and Chinese military ended with nearly 200 dead.
How did China respond? They kicked out all of the foreign reporters and closed the Tibetan borders to any incoming foreigners. No more pesky foreign reporters will be able to disagree with “official” reports from the Chinese government. The Chinese government also issued a statement that, "Citizens who declare and expose these criminals (the protesters) will be protected and rewarded." What better way to cause all out chaos than to turn ones neighbors against each other? Divide and conquer.
The reality remains, China is one of the largest economic powers in the world. No nation wants to hurt these relations by insulting the Chinese government by requesting that they relax with the countless violations of human rights and allow their people to have access to information that is not state run.
If the Chinese government says the sky is red, then DAMNIT, you’d better comment on how lovely it is that the sky now matches the flag. I am not going to pretend that China’s government is Communist…let’s be realistic, it’s a dictatorship. They exert full control over what can be seen, heard, accessed, discussed, etc in their country as well as in any other areas over which they exert their power.
Sound like anyone else we know?
*think about it*
c’mon….THINK! Who else do we know that exerts complete control over the country they run and kills anyone who disagrees?
OH NO! We can’t group Hu Jintao (and isn’t ironic that his name is pronounced the same as the Chinese villain in 1998’s Rush Hour?) with the likes of Saddam Hussein or Kim Jong-il! Both Saddam and Jong-il controlled the media in their respective countries. Both were accused of endless mistreatment, torture, wrongful imprisonment, and murder of their own people. THEY were/are crazy and did/do horrible things to their people! China is different!
No, China is an economic super-power and has a large army (and nuclear weapons).
THAT is the difference!
Monday, March 24, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Bad Bloating And Gas
Much like a majority of the nation, along the shores of Lake Erie, gas spiked 30 cents yesterday. This once again raises the question of when, if ever, the general public will decide that “enough is enough” and actually get off their collective fat asses and be proactive about change. The United States is dealing with the dollar approaching its weakest point in nearly a century, as well as the first nationwide drop in home prices since the Great Depression (that was the late 1920’s-1930’s for those of you who slept through that class).
But, the big question is “who” is to blame for the fact that gas prices are more than 3 times what they were in 2003.
The oil companies (we’ll stick to BP, Exxon-Mobil, Chevron, and ConocoPhillips for the sake of argument) would have you believe that the increased cost of crude oil is responsible for them being “forced” to drive up the price at the pump. To this point, it is true that (as of 2008/03/11) the price per barrel is, in fact, at an all time record of about $108. But, let just look a bit closer into how much they have been “forced” into this unfortunate situation of “having” to raise prices at the pump.
First off, there is the fact that, in the fourth quarter of 2007, the oil companies were reporting earnings of “nearly $10 million an hour.” Let’s work with that figure, shall we?
That statistic would mean that the gas companies are earning the better part of:
$240 million each day
or
$1.68 BILLION each week
or
$7.2 BILLION each month (30 days)
So, can someone PLEASE explain to me how ANY company can be losing money with these numbers? If the “pump price” of gas was to be cut in half, that would still leave the oil companies with well over 3 billion dollars each month. I would hope (read as “assume”) that these oil companies, which are some of the largest corporations in the world, could find SOME way to adjust their business plans and stay afloat (read as “your CEO can make 3 million instead of 7 million a year and still feed his family”).
Pissed off yet?
No? Fine, I will continue.
Try this one on for size…in 2007, ALL of the oil companies listed above posted RECORD profits!
In other words, while you are straining to keep your tank filled, the oil companies are making more money than ever!
It doesn’t take a Bloomberg News talking head to understand that, unless there are actions “forcing” the oil companies to lower prices, they won’t. It is capitalism in its purest sense: If someone will pay $3.50 for something, why only charge them $2? The only way to get gas prices back down is to DEMAND that your ELECTED representatives take strong actions against the oil companies.
Being realistic, the current MENSA member in the Oval Office isn’t going to do much about the issue. First off, he’s on his way out. Secondly, it’s no secret that he has MANY ties to the big energy companies…nobody wants to hurt their friends’ bottom line.
Insofar as the 3 remaining Presidential candidates, they have all been quite clear in how (if at all), they would curtail the rise in gas prices. (NOTE: I have NO bias on the candidates…I still do not know who I will vote for in November). Both Clinton and Obama claim to be proponents of legislation that would tax the oil companies and use those funds to invest in renewable energy sources. Senator McCain has skipped the last 2 votes on bills that would direct tax money to solar/wind energy projects. Remember though, the President has little power to make such changes when compared to the power that is held by those in Congress.
In closing, there are a few options to deal with the never-ending increase in gas prices:
1. Drive less
2. Contact your elected officials and express your discontent…regularly…like, weekly…
3. Find alternative transportation (bikes, skateboards, shoes)
4. Public transportation/carpools
5. Get a better job
6. Move
But, the big question is “who” is to blame for the fact that gas prices are more than 3 times what they were in 2003.
The oil companies (we’ll stick to BP, Exxon-Mobil, Chevron, and ConocoPhillips for the sake of argument) would have you believe that the increased cost of crude oil is responsible for them being “forced” to drive up the price at the pump. To this point, it is true that (as of 2008/03/11) the price per barrel is, in fact, at an all time record of about $108. But, let just look a bit closer into how much they have been “forced” into this unfortunate situation of “having” to raise prices at the pump.
First off, there is the fact that, in the fourth quarter of 2007, the oil companies were reporting earnings of “nearly $10 million an hour.” Let’s work with that figure, shall we?
That statistic would mean that the gas companies are earning the better part of:
$240 million each day
or
$1.68 BILLION each week
or
$7.2 BILLION each month (30 days)
So, can someone PLEASE explain to me how ANY company can be losing money with these numbers? If the “pump price” of gas was to be cut in half, that would still leave the oil companies with well over 3 billion dollars each month. I would hope (read as “assume”) that these oil companies, which are some of the largest corporations in the world, could find SOME way to adjust their business plans and stay afloat (read as “your CEO can make 3 million instead of 7 million a year and still feed his family”).
Pissed off yet?
No? Fine, I will continue.
Try this one on for size…in 2007, ALL of the oil companies listed above posted RECORD profits!
R-E-C-O-R-D P-R-O-F-I-T-S!!!
In other words, while you are straining to keep your tank filled, the oil companies are making more money than ever!
It doesn’t take a Bloomberg News talking head to understand that, unless there are actions “forcing” the oil companies to lower prices, they won’t. It is capitalism in its purest sense: If someone will pay $3.50 for something, why only charge them $2? The only way to get gas prices back down is to DEMAND that your ELECTED representatives take strong actions against the oil companies.
Being realistic, the current MENSA member in the Oval Office isn’t going to do much about the issue. First off, he’s on his way out. Secondly, it’s no secret that he has MANY ties to the big energy companies…nobody wants to hurt their friends’ bottom line.
Insofar as the 3 remaining Presidential candidates, they have all been quite clear in how (if at all), they would curtail the rise in gas prices. (NOTE: I have NO bias on the candidates…I still do not know who I will vote for in November). Both Clinton and Obama claim to be proponents of legislation that would tax the oil companies and use those funds to invest in renewable energy sources. Senator McCain has skipped the last 2 votes on bills that would direct tax money to solar/wind energy projects. Remember though, the President has little power to make such changes when compared to the power that is held by those in Congress.
In closing, there are a few options to deal with the never-ending increase in gas prices:
1. Drive less
2. Contact your elected officials and express your discontent…regularly…like, weekly…
3. Find alternative transportation (bikes, skateboards, shoes)
4. Public transportation/carpools
5. Get a better job
6. Move
Sunday, March 9, 2008
6 Albums You MUST Own
Seeing that, over a decade ago, I anointed myself THE Music Guru, it is perhaps time to, once again, explore 6 Albums You Should Own.
This time around, I won’t even bother with the basics (The Stooges’ Funhouse, Led Zeppelin II, Sabbath’s Paranoid, Miles Davis’ Birth Of The Cool, etc). I will go ahead and assume that you own and enjoy these musical masterpieces on a regular basis. Furthermore, these are, in no way, a “6 greatest” or such…they are simply 6 albums that you really, truly, honestly should own.
Bad Brains, Black Dots (1996, Caroline Records)
First off, some label love. Caroline Records kicks so much ass! As if they weren’t awesome enough for unleashing Primus’ Frizzle Fry onto the world, they’ve got this to their credit as well. You’d be hard pressed to find “bad” releases from Caroline in the 90’s.
That being said, popular rumor says that we can all thank Ian MacKaye for the release of Black Dots. The rumor is, whilst digging through piles of recorded musical history, he stumbled across this tape, labeled as “Brains Demos.” After contacting HR, he was given the “blessing” to release them, and we are all thankful for that.
Recorded with legendary producer Don Zientara, this album blows away the face-smashing, self titled release.. Black Dots presents a more raw and aggressive take on nearly all of the Bad Brains tracks including "Don’t Need It," "Supertouch/Shitfit," and the immortal "Pay To Cum."
Standout tracks: Attitude, Banned In D.C., Send You No Flowers, Pay To Cum.
NOTE: This version of Attitude happens to be the most played song on my iPod.
WARNING: This album may kick your teeth in!
Tom Waits, Nighthawks At The Diner (1975, Asylum Records)
Tom Waits is a god. This should not be breaking news to anyone. Some people (me) might argue that he has always been a FAR better song writer than Bob Dylan. Waits is always pushing the boundaries of music with consistently phenomenal results.
Recorded live on July 30/31 of 1975, Nighthawks captures Waits in his ultimate element: a small crowd and no cerfew. He wastes no time jumping into his tongue-in-cheek comedy, “I’m so horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me…”
What follows is over an hour of perfection. Waits holding the crowd in his palm as he follows the music where it is want to go. The recording builds a wonderful ambience and you, as the lucky listener, are sitting in the studio with the handful of lucky guests.
Waits paints picture after picture, from his own dingy apartment, to the passenger seat of an 18-wheeler. Thankfully, the crowd was sober enough to keep their mouths shut so, there is very little “chatter,” though the audience rarely misses a punchline from Tom’s endless battery of jokes.
Standout tracks: Putnam County, Big Joe & Phantom 309, Warm Beer, Cold Women, Better Off Without A Wife.
Bjork, Post (1995, Elektra Records)
First and foremost, Bjork is an acquired taste. That being said, if you haven’t yet, you REALLY need to acquire said taste. Bjork is truly one of the most unique talents to ever enter a vocal booth.
Now, I will freely admit, over the years, there is no CD I’ve had to purchase more times than this one. I have easily played my way through a dozen copies since it’s 1995 release (thanks to my iPod, I’ve not had to purchase one this decade).
If that endorsement isn’t enough to make you run out and buy this fine piece of musical mayhem, I will explain why this album in particular has earned such loyalty.
While Bjork’s first solo record, Debut, was pretty darn good, she truly perfects her craft throughout the 45 minute runtime. A mixture of ambient textures, programmed drums (which I normally despise), all flowing under the sheer brilliance of Bjork’s distinctive vocal stylings make Post absolutely magical.
The album opens in a rather aggressive manner with "Army Of Me," but quickly pulls back and finds its groove through the remainder of the record. While “It’s Oh So Quiet” earned notoriety for the video work of Spike Jonez, it may very well be the weakest cut on the record.
Dax Riggs, We Sing Of Only Blood Or Love, (2007, Fat Possum Records)
Easily my favorite album of 2007, Dax Riggs (Deadboy & The Elephantmen, Acid Bath) nails each and every track on this dark return to raw rock and roll. Though the entire record has a beautifully dark ambience, it manages to avoid being cliché.
Blending elements of blues, grunge, goth, and punk, We Sing Of… somehow flew below the radar of the “music press.” Taking the White Stripes’ stripped down studio feel and combining it with the sheer urgency of punk, Dax bangs out 15 masterful tracks in a shade over 35 minutes.
The range runs from the acoustic “Ouroboros” to the bluesy “Night Is The Notion” to the sheer rock of Scarlett Of Heaven Nor Hell.” Riggs is also capable of transposing all of his sound and ambience to the live stage as I was lucky enough to witness this past fall.
If you don’t own this one (you probably don’t), go buy it…now...don’t even finish reading this blog…go get the record….now…seriously…
Standout tracks: Living Is Suicide, Forgot I Was Alive, When I Was Bleedin’, Truth In The Dark.
WARNING: This album induces uncontrollable “rocking out” and air guitar.
The Evens, Get Evens (2006, Dischord Records)
Ian MacKaye is a freaking genius! Whether it’s Fugazi, Minor Threat, running Dischord Records the way he has over the past 3 decades, or standing up for that which is right, Ian MacKaye is THE MAN!
In 2001, Ian teamed up with former Warmers drummer Amy Farina and the pair released their self titled debut as The Evens…music lovers around the world rejoiced!
Their scaled back sound of Ian’s baritone guitar and Amy on drums provides a perfect musical vehicle for their songs of cynicism and protest. Their voices effortlessly blend together and form a simple, yet lush, landscape.
2006’s Get Evens is a brilliant protest record. Nearly every song challenges the dominant paradigm of the United States. Covering subjects from unemployment to the violations of civil liberties, the record is an all out declaration of war against the status quo of our society.
The album’s final track, "Dinner With The President," is a masterful poke at everyone’s favorite fool, George W Bush. Questioning why he can’t get a meeting with Dubbya, MacKaye quips, “…available, but they’re not calling me…I live in town, it’s not geography…”
Standout tracks: Cut From The Cloth, Cache Is Empty, Get Even, Dinner With The President.
NOTE: The Even’s “Vowel Movements” from Pancake Mountain is the perfect way to teach your kids about vowels!
The Little Willies, The Little Willies (2006, Milking Bull Records)
When Norah Jones is in a group, and NOT the superstar, you can guarantee it’s a record worth buying! In the case of the self titled release from the relatively unknown NYC supergroup, The Little Willies, the guarantee is delivered in full.
Formed after Norah released her second album, the band name is a nod to music legend Willie Nelson. The record brings Jones’ country/bluegrass roots (which undertone her solo records) to the forefront in brilliant fashion.
The record is mostly covers (4 originals) and stays true to the mellow, mostly acoustic, feel throughout. Jones and Richard Julian (who one can make the case is, in fact, “leading” the band) have vocals that blend so beautifully, it’s almost disgusting.
Whether they are taking the whimsical “Roly Poly” or the soulful, “Easy As The Rain,” this band of superstar musicians doesn’t miss a beat. Each song stands tall on its own, yet melds perfectly with the other songs to create an anomaly: a record that is perfect for long drives, a night in with friends, “putting the moves on,” or even getting over a break-up.
Even when the album slows down for the more soulful tracks, it quickly recovers its amazingly catchy, bouncy vibe. Even after hundreds of listenings, The Little Willies remains fresh and a pleasure to experience each and every time.
Standout tracks: Roly Poly, Best of All Possible Worlds, No Place To Fall, Lou Reed.
This time around, I won’t even bother with the basics (The Stooges’ Funhouse, Led Zeppelin II, Sabbath’s Paranoid, Miles Davis’ Birth Of The Cool, etc). I will go ahead and assume that you own and enjoy these musical masterpieces on a regular basis. Furthermore, these are, in no way, a “6 greatest” or such…they are simply 6 albums that you really, truly, honestly should own.
Bad Brains, Black Dots (1996, Caroline Records)
First off, some label love. Caroline Records kicks so much ass! As if they weren’t awesome enough for unleashing Primus’ Frizzle Fry onto the world, they’ve got this to their credit as well. You’d be hard pressed to find “bad” releases from Caroline in the 90’s.
That being said, popular rumor says that we can all thank Ian MacKaye for the release of Black Dots. The rumor is, whilst digging through piles of recorded musical history, he stumbled across this tape, labeled as “Brains Demos.” After contacting HR, he was given the “blessing” to release them, and we are all thankful for that.
Recorded with legendary producer Don Zientara, this album blows away the face-smashing, self titled release.. Black Dots presents a more raw and aggressive take on nearly all of the Bad Brains tracks including "Don’t Need It," "Supertouch/Shitfit," and the immortal "Pay To Cum."
The urgency of the recording is somewhat startling and this record true captures the essence to the early hardcore music scene. You would be hard pressed to find another recording that measures up, in any way, to this album.
Standout tracks: Attitude, Banned In D.C., Send You No Flowers, Pay To Cum.
NOTE: This version of Attitude happens to be the most played song on my iPod.
WARNING: This album may kick your teeth in!
Tom Waits, Nighthawks At The Diner (1975, Asylum Records)
Tom Waits is a god. This should not be breaking news to anyone. Some people (me) might argue that he has always been a FAR better song writer than Bob Dylan. Waits is always pushing the boundaries of music with consistently phenomenal results.
Recorded live on July 30/31 of 1975, Nighthawks captures Waits in his ultimate element: a small crowd and no cerfew. He wastes no time jumping into his tongue-in-cheek comedy, “I’m so horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me…”
What follows is over an hour of perfection. Waits holding the crowd in his palm as he follows the music where it is want to go. The recording builds a wonderful ambience and you, as the lucky listener, are sitting in the studio with the handful of lucky guests.
Waits paints picture after picture, from his own dingy apartment, to the passenger seat of an 18-wheeler. Thankfully, the crowd was sober enough to keep their mouths shut so, there is very little “chatter,” though the audience rarely misses a punchline from Tom’s endless battery of jokes.
Standout tracks: Putnam County, Big Joe & Phantom 309, Warm Beer, Cold Women, Better Off Without A Wife.
Bjork, Post (1995, Elektra Records)
First and foremost, Bjork is an acquired taste. That being said, if you haven’t yet, you REALLY need to acquire said taste. Bjork is truly one of the most unique talents to ever enter a vocal booth.
Now, I will freely admit, over the years, there is no CD I’ve had to purchase more times than this one. I have easily played my way through a dozen copies since it’s 1995 release (thanks to my iPod, I’ve not had to purchase one this decade).
If that endorsement isn’t enough to make you run out and buy this fine piece of musical mayhem, I will explain why this album in particular has earned such loyalty.
While Bjork’s first solo record, Debut, was pretty darn good, she truly perfects her craft throughout the 45 minute runtime. A mixture of ambient textures, programmed drums (which I normally despise), all flowing under the sheer brilliance of Bjork’s distinctive vocal stylings make Post absolutely magical.
The album opens in a rather aggressive manner with "Army Of Me," but quickly pulls back and finds its groove through the remainder of the record. While “It’s Oh So Quiet” earned notoriety for the video work of Spike Jonez, it may very well be the weakest cut on the record.
Throughout the record, one truly finds just how invested Bjork truly is in each of her vocal tracks. There are squeaks and yelps that most musicians would have cut out. However, these “imperfections” give the album true depth and reveal the vocal mastery that makes Bjork one of a kind.
Standout tracks: Hyperballad, The Modern Things, Enjoy, Headphones.
NOTE: The opening musical hook on Possibly Maybe was used as the “interlude” music on VH1’s long running “Insomniac Theater.”
NOTE: The opening musical hook on Possibly Maybe was used as the “interlude” music on VH1’s long running “Insomniac Theater.”
Dax Riggs, We Sing Of Only Blood Or Love, (2007, Fat Possum Records)
Easily my favorite album of 2007, Dax Riggs (Deadboy & The Elephantmen, Acid Bath) nails each and every track on this dark return to raw rock and roll. Though the entire record has a beautifully dark ambience, it manages to avoid being cliché.
Blending elements of blues, grunge, goth, and punk, We Sing Of… somehow flew below the radar of the “music press.” Taking the White Stripes’ stripped down studio feel and combining it with the sheer urgency of punk, Dax bangs out 15 masterful tracks in a shade over 35 minutes.
The range runs from the acoustic “Ouroboros” to the bluesy “Night Is The Notion” to the sheer rock of Scarlett Of Heaven Nor Hell.” Riggs is also capable of transposing all of his sound and ambience to the live stage as I was lucky enough to witness this past fall.
If you don’t own this one (you probably don’t), go buy it…now...don’t even finish reading this blog…go get the record….now…seriously…
Standout tracks: Living Is Suicide, Forgot I Was Alive, When I Was Bleedin’, Truth In The Dark.
WARNING: This album induces uncontrollable “rocking out” and air guitar.
The Evens, Get Evens (2006, Dischord Records)
Ian MacKaye is a freaking genius! Whether it’s Fugazi, Minor Threat, running Dischord Records the way he has over the past 3 decades, or standing up for that which is right, Ian MacKaye is THE MAN!
In 2001, Ian teamed up with former Warmers drummer Amy Farina and the pair released their self titled debut as The Evens…music lovers around the world rejoiced!
Their scaled back sound of Ian’s baritone guitar and Amy on drums provides a perfect musical vehicle for their songs of cynicism and protest. Their voices effortlessly blend together and form a simple, yet lush, landscape.
2006’s Get Evens is a brilliant protest record. Nearly every song challenges the dominant paradigm of the United States. Covering subjects from unemployment to the violations of civil liberties, the record is an all out declaration of war against the status quo of our society.
The album’s final track, "Dinner With The President," is a masterful poke at everyone’s favorite fool, George W Bush. Questioning why he can’t get a meeting with Dubbya, MacKaye quips, “…available, but they’re not calling me…I live in town, it’s not geography…”
Standout tracks: Cut From The Cloth, Cache Is Empty, Get Even, Dinner With The President.
NOTE: The Even’s “Vowel Movements” from Pancake Mountain is the perfect way to teach your kids about vowels!
The Little Willies, The Little Willies (2006, Milking Bull Records)
When Norah Jones is in a group, and NOT the superstar, you can guarantee it’s a record worth buying! In the case of the self titled release from the relatively unknown NYC supergroup, The Little Willies, the guarantee is delivered in full.
Formed after Norah released her second album, the band name is a nod to music legend Willie Nelson. The record brings Jones’ country/bluegrass roots (which undertone her solo records) to the forefront in brilliant fashion.
The record is mostly covers (4 originals) and stays true to the mellow, mostly acoustic, feel throughout. Jones and Richard Julian (who one can make the case is, in fact, “leading” the band) have vocals that blend so beautifully, it’s almost disgusting.
Whether they are taking the whimsical “Roly Poly” or the soulful, “Easy As The Rain,” this band of superstar musicians doesn’t miss a beat. Each song stands tall on its own, yet melds perfectly with the other songs to create an anomaly: a record that is perfect for long drives, a night in with friends, “putting the moves on,” or even getting over a break-up.
Even when the album slows down for the more soulful tracks, it quickly recovers its amazingly catchy, bouncy vibe. Even after hundreds of listenings, The Little Willies remains fresh and a pleasure to experience each and every time.
Standout tracks: Roly Poly, Best of All Possible Worlds, No Place To Fall, Lou Reed.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Walking: It's Harder Than It Seems
Last time around, I discussed the finer points of automotive operation and ways to improve your driving experience. This time, I am going to tackle an issue that is far more dangerous…or at least, annoying: walking.
Since the dawn of man, walking, in some way or another, has been the most common mode of getting from Point A to Point B. Even before the wheel, man was able to propel himself across vast distances by simply using the equipment that he had factory installed.
However, it seems that among modern homo-sapiens, an overwhelming majority of the finer points of this common practice have been lost. So, it is with this in mind that I present you with: Walking: It’s Harder Than It Seems.
In short: ALWAYS walk on the right. That is to say, your left shoulder should be the shoulder that is closer to the people walking in the opposite direction. If you are not sure which is your right side, ask someone; they’ll appreciate your desire and proactive steps to walk in a proper manner.
A safe practice is, “No flight? Stay right.” On the road, slower (less efficient) drivers are encouraged to cower in the right-most lanes of traffic. This practice translates perfectly among pedestrians. If you are simply strolling for no real reason whatsoever, kindly stay to the right of walking surfaces so that those with an actual purpose are not hindered.
NOTE: The terms “left” and “right” are, in fact, relative to the direction in which you are walking.
Special Safety Note: Group Walking
Many people enjoy walking whilst in the company of others. This may seem like a harmless activity, but it can pose great danger on the walkways of the world.
When walking with another person, one must be conscious of how much of the walkway they, as a group, are occupying. Many pedestrians get rather frustrated when an entire walkway is being “blocked” by a group of inefficient walkers. As a safe practice, keep in mind that once you are more than 2 people wide (on a majority of walkways), you are potentially blocking the “high speed” walking areas.
NOTE: EXTREME caution must be taken if your mid-walk stop also contains a change in direction!
Part 3-2a: The Friend
Let’s say you’re out walking in a shopping mall, abiding by all that we have learned thus far. Suddenly, you see a friend that you haven’t seen in months, weeks, days. You wave, perhaps adjust your direction, or even stop suddenly. Ignoring the latter two items (as they have been previously addressed), that innocent wave can be quite dangerous. I will liken it to changing lanes without checking your side mirrors. If you just throw caution to the wind and wave, you risk hitting an innocent co-walker who may be attempting to pass you. So, before waving, be sure you take a gander over your shoulder…you may save someone an unwanted nose job!
Part 3-2b: Lover’s Rock
For whatever reason, many couples enjoy holding hands as they traverse public spaces. This in itself is nothing of great concern. However, quite frequently, this simple embrace of fingers can, somehow, obtain a gravity all its own. The conjoined hands begin to rock back and forth, picking up speed and increasing the range of motion. Many severe injuries have been documented by people who were unexpectedly struck by an out of control “lover’s rock.” So, to all you “touchy feelies” out there, LOOK OUT!
Improper Walking Area 1: The Escalator.
Electricity was such an amazing discovery. It has enabled man to achieve feats beyond the furthest dreams of early cro-magnon. It has helped us explore new planets, cure deadly diseases, steal music, and cook food in a fraction of the time that it took over a fire. It has also enabled us to become incredibly lazy. Enter, the escalator.
Until the mid-1900’s, man was able to navigate multi-level structures with the aid of raised boards that are traditionally called stairs. With a small bit of physical prowess, one could summit floors or great height due to this amazing invention.
Then, someone thought, “What if the STAIRS moved, and I stayed motionless???”
Mall shoppers across the globe rejoiced.
Now, a HUGELY lazy past time (shopping) could enable people to be EVEN LAZIER!!
Nowadays, people step onto the escalator, breathe in a sigh of relaxation, and let these moving stairs escort them to another level.
Well, dear readers, I’ve got a message for you: W-A-L-K!!!!!!!!!!!
There are few things that frustrate me more than people who stand on the escalator (some of them are ignorance, pitch corrected vocal tracks, and missing the green mushroom on level 1-2). It’s not moving that slow so that you can have a leisurely view of the mall; it’s moving that slow so that you can achieve maximum speed without falling over. WALK UP (or down) THE DAMN ESCALATOR!!
…or at least have the courtesy to step to the side so that those of us who have things to do can pass with ease…lazy bastards!!
NOTE: This is also true with the ever-enchanting “moving sidewalk” which is most commonly found at airports.
Improper Walking Area 2: The Street
First off, if you are walking in an area where there are no sidewalks, kindly skip the next paragraph.
Sidewalks, let’s explore that word, shall we? SIDE-WALK. As in, it’s on the SIDE of the road, so you can WALK there! Streets are for cars, sidewalks are for WALKING. I understand that occasionally, there are uneven sidewalks. However, I assure you that with concentration, you can surely traverse even the most sharply angled sidewalk surfaces.
When you enter the street, or roadway, to walk, not only are you endangering yourself, but instantly annoying drivers…and angry drivers are bad drivers. Even if you are “hugging the curb,” many drivers are overly paranoid and will move their vehicle to the center of the road to avoid you. This can cause a host of problems for other drivers.
So please, walk on the damn sidewalk…many hours of labor were put into cementing and maintaining the sidewalk…when you walk in the street, it makes the sidewalk feel unwanted and unloved. Have a heart!
So, fair reader, I hope that, as always, you will take these lessons and pointers with the utmost seriousness. Walking is not a laughing matter. Walking is serious business and walking improperly supports terrorism and is a serious threat to national security!
Nah, not really…but poor walking REALLY pisses me (and most other people) off!
Since the dawn of man, walking, in some way or another, has been the most common mode of getting from Point A to Point B. Even before the wheel, man was able to propel himself across vast distances by simply using the equipment that he had factory installed.
However, it seems that among modern homo-sapiens, an overwhelming majority of the finer points of this common practice have been lost. So, it is with this in mind that I present you with: Walking: It’s Harder Than It Seems.
Part 1: Where To Walk
When operating a car, driving on the proper side of the road is an absolute must. It not only keeps you safe, but allows for maximum roadway efficiency. When these simple rules are not followed, inefficiency rears its ugly head. The same can be said for walking.In short: ALWAYS walk on the right. That is to say, your left shoulder should be the shoulder that is closer to the people walking in the opposite direction. If you are not sure which is your right side, ask someone; they’ll appreciate your desire and proactive steps to walk in a proper manner.
Part 2: Pace and Place
It is quite understandable that some people will walk with greater speed (purpose) than others. However, much like traffic on the road, (again, my piece on automotive safety can be used as a reference here) there is a proper place for bipeds with a slower gait.A safe practice is, “No flight? Stay right.” On the road, slower (less efficient) drivers are encouraged to cower in the right-most lanes of traffic. This practice translates perfectly among pedestrians. If you are simply strolling for no real reason whatsoever, kindly stay to the right of walking surfaces so that those with an actual purpose are not hindered.
NOTE: The terms “left” and “right” are, in fact, relative to the direction in which you are walking.
Special Safety Note: Group Walking
Many people enjoy walking whilst in the company of others. This may seem like a harmless activity, but it can pose great danger on the walkways of the world.
When walking with another person, one must be conscious of how much of the walkway they, as a group, are occupying. Many pedestrians get rather frustrated when an entire walkway is being “blocked” by a group of inefficient walkers. As a safe practice, keep in mind that once you are more than 2 people wide (on a majority of walkways), you are potentially blocking the “high speed” walking areas.
Part 3: Dangerous Walking Practices
As you have no doubt realized, walking is a far more involved process than you may think. It can, of course, cause great dangers as well. Danger 1: The Mid-Walk Stop
Whilst our in the world, you may pass by something of interest, receive a phone call, need something from your pocket, or a host of other phenomena. An abrupt stop can cause serious injury to both you as well as other humans utilizing the walkway. This is especially a danger in crowded areas as well as in areas where the general walking speed is higher than normal. Sudden stops in walking can lead to multi-person accidents and you will be given dirty looks and labeled as a “bad walker.” So, if you find the need to stop whilst walking, do yourself a favor and check your surroundings before ceasing motion.NOTE: EXTREME caution must be taken if your mid-walk stop also contains a change in direction!
Danger 2: Flailing Appendages
When you board a roller-coaster (I hate them), you are instructed to keep your arms and other body parts inside the car. When you were young, you were told to keep your hands (and feet) to yourself. The same rings true when walking…watch for flailing appendages! They can cause SERIOUS injury!Part 3-2a: The Friend
Let’s say you’re out walking in a shopping mall, abiding by all that we have learned thus far. Suddenly, you see a friend that you haven’t seen in months, weeks, days. You wave, perhaps adjust your direction, or even stop suddenly. Ignoring the latter two items (as they have been previously addressed), that innocent wave can be quite dangerous. I will liken it to changing lanes without checking your side mirrors. If you just throw caution to the wind and wave, you risk hitting an innocent co-walker who may be attempting to pass you. So, before waving, be sure you take a gander over your shoulder…you may save someone an unwanted nose job!
Part 3-2b: Lover’s Rock
For whatever reason, many couples enjoy holding hands as they traverse public spaces. This in itself is nothing of great concern. However, quite frequently, this simple embrace of fingers can, somehow, obtain a gravity all its own. The conjoined hands begin to rock back and forth, picking up speed and increasing the range of motion. Many severe injuries have been documented by people who were unexpectedly struck by an out of control “lover’s rock.” So, to all you “touchy feelies” out there, LOOK OUT!
Appendix A: Did You Know You’re Supposed To Walk Here?
There are a handful of instances where it seems, people forget that they are supposed to continue the walking motion that we have discussed. This can lead to a host of problems to other walkers as well as being potentially hazardous to said stopped walker.Improper Walking Area 1: The Escalator.
Electricity was such an amazing discovery. It has enabled man to achieve feats beyond the furthest dreams of early cro-magnon. It has helped us explore new planets, cure deadly diseases, steal music, and cook food in a fraction of the time that it took over a fire. It has also enabled us to become incredibly lazy. Enter, the escalator.
Until the mid-1900’s, man was able to navigate multi-level structures with the aid of raised boards that are traditionally called stairs. With a small bit of physical prowess, one could summit floors or great height due to this amazing invention.
Then, someone thought, “What if the STAIRS moved, and I stayed motionless???”
Mall shoppers across the globe rejoiced.
Now, a HUGELY lazy past time (shopping) could enable people to be EVEN LAZIER!!
Nowadays, people step onto the escalator, breathe in a sigh of relaxation, and let these moving stairs escort them to another level.
Well, dear readers, I’ve got a message for you: W-A-L-K!!!!!!!!!!!
There are few things that frustrate me more than people who stand on the escalator (some of them are ignorance, pitch corrected vocal tracks, and missing the green mushroom on level 1-2). It’s not moving that slow so that you can have a leisurely view of the mall; it’s moving that slow so that you can achieve maximum speed without falling over. WALK UP (or down) THE DAMN ESCALATOR!!
…or at least have the courtesy to step to the side so that those of us who have things to do can pass with ease…lazy bastards!!
NOTE: This is also true with the ever-enchanting “moving sidewalk” which is most commonly found at airports.
Improper Walking Area 2: The Street
First off, if you are walking in an area where there are no sidewalks, kindly skip the next paragraph.
Sidewalks, let’s explore that word, shall we? SIDE-WALK. As in, it’s on the SIDE of the road, so you can WALK there! Streets are for cars, sidewalks are for WALKING. I understand that occasionally, there are uneven sidewalks. However, I assure you that with concentration, you can surely traverse even the most sharply angled sidewalk surfaces.
When you enter the street, or roadway, to walk, not only are you endangering yourself, but instantly annoying drivers…and angry drivers are bad drivers. Even if you are “hugging the curb,” many drivers are overly paranoid and will move their vehicle to the center of the road to avoid you. This can cause a host of problems for other drivers.
So please, walk on the damn sidewalk…many hours of labor were put into cementing and maintaining the sidewalk…when you walk in the street, it makes the sidewalk feel unwanted and unloved. Have a heart!
So, fair reader, I hope that, as always, you will take these lessons and pointers with the utmost seriousness. Walking is not a laughing matter. Walking is serious business and walking improperly supports terrorism and is a serious threat to national security!
Nah, not really…but poor walking REALLY pisses me (and most other people) off!
Enhancing Your Automotive Experience
NOTE: This was originally published by me on June 1, 2007 for randomn3ss.com
After well over a decade of navigating asphalt and concrete from sea to polluted sea, I think I have enough experience to give advice on how to properly enjoy the roadways. For the record, in that time span, I have zero accidents and 1 speeding ticket. So here, fair reader, are 3 simple rules to increase your driving aptitude, as well as make other drivers more appreciative of your skills.
Rule Number 1: Proper Lane Usage
OK, everyone raise your left hand, wave it around for a few moments, bask in the glory of the often misunderstood left hand. Now, pretend you are driving on a road with more than one lane of traffic in each direction. The left lane (which is easy to spot, since it’s the lane that matches up with your left hand) is called the PASSING LANE. Say it with me, PAH-SING LANE. And what do we use the PASSING LANE for? Driving? No, you’re smarter than that. The PASSING LANE is for PASSING. So please, unless you’re passing a slower car, stay in the right lane. Trust me, there really isn’t much you’re going to miss out on by not driving in the PASSING LANE. The only thing you’ll miss out on is being on the business end of my frustrations!
Rule Number 2: Cellular Telephones
Now that we know about lefts and rights, please take out your cellular (or mobile of you’re in the UK) telephone (Yes, it’s the same thing as your cell phone). Hold it aloft and smile at it; it will appreciate this since it is rarely thanked for all of its hard work. Put it next to your ear and pretend you’re talking to someone (if you really want to, call a friend and read him or her this column). This amazing piece of technology is one of the most distracting things you can possibly have in your car…when used improperly.
Wait! There’s a “right” and “wrong” way to use my cell phone whilst driving? Yes, of course! Keep reading and become enlightened like Buddha!
The tireless work of amazing inventors and science-types have created a myriad of stunning products to enable you to use your mobile phone whilst minimizing distraction. Here are the 3 most popular ideas:
1. The “headset”
This amazing invention comes in a variety of styles, colors, and functions. It main idea is that you can have this small “speaker” in your ear (just like your ugly white iPod earphones, except only in one ear) and therefore, keep both hands on the wheel. It even has a built in microphone so that you don’t have to speak into the phone.
2. The “speaker phone”
This comes in 2 types, a speakerphone built into the actual phone, or a speakerphone system that can be installed in your motor vehicle. This lovely idea creates the illusion that the person on the other end of your phone is speaking through a small pubic address system. Yes, it can be a bit spooky (and not the best idea if you’re talking about someone else in the car) but, it once again enables the driver to have both hands on the wheel.
3. The “off” button
Now, most cellular phone users are not aware of this, but one can actually turn OFF the device without causing any damage to the unit. This makes it so the phone does not ring and therefore, you will not be distracted by holding the phone to your ear. This “off” function can also be used in other settings (movies, restaurants, other events where you look like a moron when your phone rings when it REALLY shouldn’t).
Above all else, remember that holding your wonderful cellular phone to your ear when having a conversation in the car is ABSOLUTELY unacceptable.
Rule Number 3: Left Hand Turns At Traffic Signals
Occasionally (or always if you’re a NASCAR driver), you make wish to make a left hand turn (remember your left hand from Rule 1? This is the same “left”). Once in a great while, this “left hand turn” (that’s what the pros call ‘em) may occur at a traffic signal (or traffic light if you’re lazy) Even more rarely, there may be a significant amount of traffic coming towards you from the other direction. This, as I have observed, can cause quite a bit of nervousness and turn decent drivers into horrible drivers. So, here’s a quick 5 step guide as to how to properly execute this maneuver.
1. Wait until the car in front of you has made their successful left hand turn.
2. Be sure to check that your traffic signal is not red.
3. Move forward to the middle of the intersection. This seems to be, by far, the most difficult part of this process. You need not go all the way to the other side, but you should be about even with the street onto which you are turning. Don’t worry about getting hit by oncoming traffic,as long as you have not moved too far left, they will not mind. Also, being in his position lessens the amount of time it will take you to make said left turn and enable more people to also turn left during the allotted time.
4. Once there is a space in the oncoming traffic that is wide enough to get your car through without hitting any of the oncoming vehicles, turn left.
5. Smile, knowing that you have made a wonderful left hand turn.
After well over a decade of navigating asphalt and concrete from sea to polluted sea, I think I have enough experience to give advice on how to properly enjoy the roadways. For the record, in that time span, I have zero accidents and 1 speeding ticket. So here, fair reader, are 3 simple rules to increase your driving aptitude, as well as make other drivers more appreciative of your skills.
Rule Number 1: Proper Lane Usage
OK, everyone raise your left hand, wave it around for a few moments, bask in the glory of the often misunderstood left hand. Now, pretend you are driving on a road with more than one lane of traffic in each direction. The left lane (which is easy to spot, since it’s the lane that matches up with your left hand) is called the PASSING LANE. Say it with me, PAH-SING LANE. And what do we use the PASSING LANE for? Driving? No, you’re smarter than that. The PASSING LANE is for PASSING. So please, unless you’re passing a slower car, stay in the right lane. Trust me, there really isn’t much you’re going to miss out on by not driving in the PASSING LANE. The only thing you’ll miss out on is being on the business end of my frustrations!
Rule Number 2: Cellular Telephones
Now that we know about lefts and rights, please take out your cellular (or mobile of you’re in the UK) telephone (Yes, it’s the same thing as your cell phone). Hold it aloft and smile at it; it will appreciate this since it is rarely thanked for all of its hard work. Put it next to your ear and pretend you’re talking to someone (if you really want to, call a friend and read him or her this column). This amazing piece of technology is one of the most distracting things you can possibly have in your car…when used improperly.
Wait! There’s a “right” and “wrong” way to use my cell phone whilst driving? Yes, of course! Keep reading and become enlightened like Buddha!
The tireless work of amazing inventors and science-types have created a myriad of stunning products to enable you to use your mobile phone whilst minimizing distraction. Here are the 3 most popular ideas:
1. The “headset”
This amazing invention comes in a variety of styles, colors, and functions. It main idea is that you can have this small “speaker” in your ear (just like your ugly white iPod earphones, except only in one ear) and therefore, keep both hands on the wheel. It even has a built in microphone so that you don’t have to speak into the phone.
2. The “speaker phone”
This comes in 2 types, a speakerphone built into the actual phone, or a speakerphone system that can be installed in your motor vehicle. This lovely idea creates the illusion that the person on the other end of your phone is speaking through a small pubic address system. Yes, it can be a bit spooky (and not the best idea if you’re talking about someone else in the car) but, it once again enables the driver to have both hands on the wheel.
3. The “off” button
Now, most cellular phone users are not aware of this, but one can actually turn OFF the device without causing any damage to the unit. This makes it so the phone does not ring and therefore, you will not be distracted by holding the phone to your ear. This “off” function can also be used in other settings (movies, restaurants, other events where you look like a moron when your phone rings when it REALLY shouldn’t).
Above all else, remember that holding your wonderful cellular phone to your ear when having a conversation in the car is ABSOLUTELY unacceptable.
Rule Number 3: Left Hand Turns At Traffic Signals
Occasionally (or always if you’re a NASCAR driver), you make wish to make a left hand turn (remember your left hand from Rule 1? This is the same “left”). Once in a great while, this “left hand turn” (that’s what the pros call ‘em) may occur at a traffic signal (or traffic light if you’re lazy) Even more rarely, there may be a significant amount of traffic coming towards you from the other direction. This, as I have observed, can cause quite a bit of nervousness and turn decent drivers into horrible drivers. So, here’s a quick 5 step guide as to how to properly execute this maneuver.
1. Wait until the car in front of you has made their successful left hand turn.
2. Be sure to check that your traffic signal is not red.
3. Move forward to the middle of the intersection. This seems to be, by far, the most difficult part of this process. You need not go all the way to the other side, but you should be about even with the street onto which you are turning. Don’t worry about getting hit by oncoming traffic,as long as you have not moved too far left, they will not mind. Also, being in his position lessens the amount of time it will take you to make said left turn and enable more people to also turn left during the allotted time.
4. Once there is a space in the oncoming traffic that is wide enough to get your car through without hitting any of the oncoming vehicles, turn left.
5. Smile, knowing that you have made a wonderful left hand turn.
So, there you have it. Three simple rules to maximize your driving experience. Feel free to print this out and keep it in your car for quick reference. However, I suggest NOT reading it while you are in the process of driving, this can lead to a myriad of other problems.
Happy trails!!
Happy trails!!
An Open Letter To You Stupid Punk Rock Kids
NOTE: This was originally published by me on May 8, 2007 for randomn3ss.com
All I want to do is go to ONE “punk rock” concert without having to deal with all you stupid posers! In the 80’s, it was “glue heads” and kids in the U.S. wearing Union Jack and screaming about “anarchy in the U.K.” Nowadays, it’s lame chains, horrible dye jobs, and one of 3 or 4 skate company t-shirts.
Do yourself a favor, turn off your Blink-182, Green Day, and Good Charlotte for a few minutes and find a copy of the first Clash album, or maybe The Stooges, Fun House record. Now THAT’S punk! (for extra credit, check out The Ruts’, The Crack and the Bad Brains’ Black Dots)
Today’s “punk rock” is simply a watered down version of what the music was meant to be. You little bastards show up in droves just so you can say you were at the show; as if your attendance alone makes you “real.”
“Punk” is a way of life, not a fashion style. It is a state of mind, not some list of things to be checked off or bought to show your level of legitimacy.
So please, stay home with mommy and daddy, watch your bullshit TV, show off to your friends by getting some lame piercing…just don’t come to punk shows!
So, here’s a few helpful tips to find out if your favorite “punk band” are posers, or if you are:
-If your favorite “punk band” has EVER been on TRL, they’re posers.
-If your favorite “punk band” has even been called “emo,” not only are they posers, but they completely suck.
-If you don’t own at least 1 Ramones, Clash, Stooges, Fugazi/Minor Threat, Misfits, Black Flag, Velvet Underground album, you’re a poser.
-If you think the Sex Pistols are the epitome of “punk,” you’re a poser.
All I want to do is go to ONE “punk rock” concert without having to deal with all you stupid posers! In the 80’s, it was “glue heads” and kids in the U.S. wearing Union Jack and screaming about “anarchy in the U.K.” Nowadays, it’s lame chains, horrible dye jobs, and one of 3 or 4 skate company t-shirts.
Do yourself a favor, turn off your Blink-182, Green Day, and Good Charlotte for a few minutes and find a copy of the first Clash album, or maybe The Stooges, Fun House record. Now THAT’S punk! (for extra credit, check out The Ruts’, The Crack and the Bad Brains’ Black Dots)
Today’s “punk rock” is simply a watered down version of what the music was meant to be. You little bastards show up in droves just so you can say you were at the show; as if your attendance alone makes you “real.”
“Punk” is a way of life, not a fashion style. It is a state of mind, not some list of things to be checked off or bought to show your level of legitimacy.
So please, stay home with mommy and daddy, watch your bullshit TV, show off to your friends by getting some lame piercing…just don’t come to punk shows!
So, here’s a few helpful tips to find out if your favorite “punk band” are posers, or if you are:
-If your favorite “punk band” has EVER been on TRL, they’re posers.
-If your favorite “punk band” has even been called “emo,” not only are they posers, but they completely suck.
-If you don’t own at least 1 Ramones, Clash, Stooges, Fugazi/Minor Threat, Misfits, Black Flag, Velvet Underground album, you’re a poser.
-If you think the Sex Pistols are the epitome of “punk,” you’re a poser.
-If anyone has ever commented that your jeans are too tight, you're a poser (and a tool).
-If you can fit into your girlfriends' jeans, you're a poser.
-If you go to “punk” shows and don’t get in the pit (and are under the age of 35), you’re a poser.
Yes, I listen to jazz, to “jam bands,” to classical, yeah, I’m pushing 30, but I’ll still drop your ass in the pit!
Yes, I listen to jazz, to “jam bands,” to classical, yeah, I’m pushing 30, but I’ll still drop your ass in the pit!
Iraq Pullout Bill Was A P.R. Stunt
NOTE: This was originally published by me on May 3, 2007 for randomn3ss.com
President Bush vetoed the “Iraq Pullout” bill this week, and it shocks me that seemingly nobody sees what a brilliant public image move it was for BOTH parities. This had very little to do with the troops or the war and quite a bit to do with the politicians in Washington looking good.
For the Democrats: The party can say that they did everything they could to get the troops out tried to take a stand against the White House. They can say how they gave it all they had and that there was very little they could do to override the Presidential Veto. In essence, they “heard the cries of the American public and tried to act on their behalf.”
For the Republicans: The party can say that they did their best to “reach across the aisle” and work with the Democrats. They can also say that they too took a firm stand in an attempt to get U.S. troops out of Iraq in a timely manner. They are able to tell their supporters, “We attempted to bring the troops home, but the President has a vision and we stand behind him.”
However, in reality, neither party did anything of substance. The Republicans knew going in that 1. Bush would veto the bill and 2. The Democrats don’t have nearly enough support to override the veto. So, it was a safe measure to support even if they didn’t agree with it.
Remember, a majority of these politicians are seeking re-election within the next 2 years, so they need to ensure having a good public image. When any of their constituents complain about the troops not coming home, they can simply fall back on the phrase, “We tried.”
Everybody (in congress) wins.
President Bush vetoed the “Iraq Pullout” bill this week, and it shocks me that seemingly nobody sees what a brilliant public image move it was for BOTH parities. This had very little to do with the troops or the war and quite a bit to do with the politicians in Washington looking good.
For the Democrats: The party can say that they did everything they could to get the troops out tried to take a stand against the White House. They can say how they gave it all they had and that there was very little they could do to override the Presidential Veto. In essence, they “heard the cries of the American public and tried to act on their behalf.”
For the Republicans: The party can say that they did their best to “reach across the aisle” and work with the Democrats. They can also say that they too took a firm stand in an attempt to get U.S. troops out of Iraq in a timely manner. They are able to tell their supporters, “We attempted to bring the troops home, but the President has a vision and we stand behind him.”
However, in reality, neither party did anything of substance. The Republicans knew going in that 1. Bush would veto the bill and 2. The Democrats don’t have nearly enough support to override the veto. So, it was a safe measure to support even if they didn’t agree with it.
Remember, a majority of these politicians are seeking re-election within the next 2 years, so they need to ensure having a good public image. When any of their constituents complain about the troops not coming home, they can simply fall back on the phrase, “We tried.”
Everybody (in congress) wins.
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